MCT is on sabbatical for now… but history repeats itself. So by clicking around and below you’ll find 100+ articles published here over the years that will always be relevant:
Jan. 2014 Additional note from MCT CEO Brian Friedkin: From 2004 to about 2 years ago I regularly published articles here and then I lost interest–even though I updated the site in Summer 2013. Many things like reader comments and polls are still missing but almost everything else is here. So if you are stimulated by this stuff click the links to Amazon and read my book, Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space.
If you have such rotten taste to be on the MCT web site you will also be stimulated by Brian Friedkin’s new book, Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space –An outrageous travelogue through the Milky Way Galaxy that has sex, violence, and even cannibalism! What more do you want? Renegade astronaut Zip PT Zoingzoing teamed up with Brian Friedkin to tell his story about traveling from planet to planet and encountering strangely familiar and crazy life forms. Below is one of the shortest chapters for you to sample, “The Planet Of Tiny Lights,” which is also dramatized here by the Hoboken, Oregon Shakespeare Guild. You will hear in this MP3/dramatization that this audio book excerpt by Brian Friedkin is unlike any other audio book you have heard ever as Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space is unlike any other book.
After you read and listen to, “The Planet Of Tiny Lights,” go to Amazon where you can get more information, read the introduction, other excerpts and get the book. Right now the book is only available for e-reading devices like the Kindle, tablets or web browsers. If these gadgets don’t make books obsolete like records in the next few months the book will be available as a hard copy also.
President Obama: Hello cabinet and staff members. I have called this meeting because I want to start formulating and putting into action our plan to get reelected. We have several strategies that we need to implement.
VP Biden: Sorry to interrupt Barry. But I think that we cannot, by law, devote our government business here to campaigning. Don’t we have to do that in our off hours?
President Obama: Of course, Joey, you’re talking about the Hatch Act that prohibits federal employees, except the president and vice president, from engaging in political activities on the job. But I think it’s OK if you and I talk about it and everyone else just listens. But aren’t there other exemptions?
VP Biden: You may have a point. But perhaps we need a legal clarification. Attorney General Holder, you are the chief attorney in the country. What do you think?
President Obama: Oh no. Not again. Who brought in the cardboard cutout this time?
MCT has learned that President Obama, staff, several cabinet secretaries, and Federal Reserve Chairman “Helicopter” Ben Bernanke just had a Sunday morning emergency meeting in the White House on what to do about the growing movement. As it was Sunday morning the group did not think it was odd that a cleaning lady was in the room dusting. The cleaning lady is one of many MCT sources who recorded the meeting with her concealed cell phone. So here is a MCT exclusive: A transcript of the President, staff, cabinet secretaries and Fed Chairman Bernanke on what to do about the anti-Wall Street protests now going on in New York.
Obama: I have called you guys here on a Sunday because I think we have a big problem with these New York protesters that we need to deal with. We had those Tea Party folks to contend with before, but they were kind of nutty. They were going on about big government and health care stuff and didn’t even know they were on government health care.
Staff Member: Well aren’t these protesters in New York nutty also? They were blocking traffic on
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The Russian Nurse, by Brian Friedkin
Has been expanded and is now available on Amazon.com for one measly buck!
Have you ever thought, “The birds are blooming, the sky is singing, the flowers are blue and yet something is wrong?” Everything seems right and going beautiful but still everyone dislikes you. You may be the victim of a discovered newly disorder called, “Word Mix-up Disease.”
According to psychiatrist Dr. Vertold Singsing, “Often Word Mix-up Disease victims are not even aware that they are wording up their mixes. Then they can’t even understand that why weird look at them people, or why no one jokes at their laughs.”
“People always reacted to me as if I nut case like a rambling—even when I witty I was thought saying. But it is a dyslexia just like disorder. The only oral is that it is difference and not visual,” says sufferer word mix-up Jayzeed Flookerbottom who started a Brooklyn word mix-up support group disease.
On the positive note, you may have thought