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Multi-Racial, Multi-Ethnic Patriotic Couple Gives Birth To Red, White And Blue Baby

His mother is half Irish and half American Indian. His father is half Mexican and half Italian. Her father is half black and half Chinese. Her mother is of Eastern European Jewish origin, part Japanese, and part hillbilly. This married couple is made up of ancestors from all corners of the Earth, but they are all American. One thing this couple always had in common was their patriotic love for the USA.

Bernie Wingtlalato, their neighbor says, "They always do it up on holidays. On July the Forth they'll usually have ten flags waving. They sure love the USA!"

The patriotic multi-ethnic, multi-colored couple always wondered what color their baby would be. So imagine their surprise when ....... Continue reading about this red, white, and blue baby and see another photo .......

Extraterrestrials Planting Bugs In Chickens

Are chickens following you and hanging around to hear what you are talking about? You thought it was your imagination. Perhaps you thought again and reasoned, "Chickens following me around to hear what I might say? Absurd!"

You are not the only one who has been wondering, "Why is that chicken following me around?" It turns out strange chicken behaviour has been perplexing thousands of people around the country. FBI officials in several regional offices report getting several calls a day about odd chicken behavior. "The phone calls all start out the same," says FBI agent George Hentduntly, "'You may think this is a strange phone call, but there is this odd chicken....'"

These odd chicken antics can now be explained .... Continue reading this chicken story ......

New Sport Craze: Live Cat Soccer

A new sport is sweeping the nation and the world: Live cat soccer. The game is played with a live cat instead of a ball and animal rights activists are outraged.

Huge crowds are attending the matches and businessmen in several cities around the world are in intense talks about forming professional teams that could help stimulate the dire worldwide economic situation. Meanwhile attendance at traditional soccer or “futball” matches around the world is plummeting.

Enid Pelvurtus, a PETA official has tried to get the police and the courts to stop the games. So far he only got the police to delay two out of hundreds of games. “This sport is an outrage and ..... Continue reading about this new and exciting sport.....

God Sends Johnny Cash To Play In Prison Hell Circuit

No one has proved that there is an afterlife. However, people who proclaim they have recently had near death experiences and seance participants are reporting startling news: Johny Cash is now on a prison hell tour.

Supposedly God sent Cash down to hell to give respite in the form of entertainment to the millions of tormented souls. Many sufferers have had no break for a millennium. Elbert Jonesbov, who died in Folsom prison in 1995 while serving life for murder said, "I was given a rotten lot in life and I inflicted evil on people. But what luck I have had to have seen Johnny Cash when I was a young prisoner in the 60's, in the Folsom penitentiary and now again in hell." This was reported from a Los Angeles drunk driver, Jed Strutermean, who crashed and put himself into a coma for a week. Doctors believed he was dead but he revived at the last minute.

Others are reporting similar stories.... Continue reading about Johnny Cash music in hell ....