Hey Wanna-Be Billionaire Space Travelers! Been there! Done it! & Zoingzoing didn’t waste billions [like you already, Mr. Musk, Mr. Bezos!] just to go to a crappy nearby desert planet like
MCT is on sabbatical for now… but history repeats itself. So by clicking around and below you’ll find 100+ articles published here over the years that will always be relevant:
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Artist Violetta Fadda Is Showing The World Real Art A Meltingclocktimes.com Biographical Profile (Clicca qui per la versione italiana) Click here to go to Amazon & read a wild 35 pg
Recycled Toilet Paper—Questions Arise On How Toilet Paper Manufacturers Get The Shit Out Everywhere you look you see recycled products. Newspapers are made with recycled newspapers. Recycled bags in the
Mad Scientist To Take Over Facebook And Turn It Into Buttbook MCT wrote about Dr. Vivold Linquensha more than a year ago. (link) Not only did he make billions in
MCT end of the decade prognostication for the next decade and beyond: Meltingclocktimes.com Predictions For The Future Last updated in 2011 — But still relevant! –MCT prognostication for the next
Life Smells Sweet For The Man With The World’s Biggest Nose Stephen Montipoopleir of Paris, France has the world’s biggest nose. He works in the specialized field of perfume sampling.
Startling New Scientific Discovery: Man Did Not Evolve From Apes, Mankind Evolved From A Cat Who Fucked A Sheep –All men have a common ancestor who is the result of
Vampire Tree Terrorizing Town Hoboken, Oregon has had a rough year. First their whipped cream factory exploded and buried the town under many feet of whipped cream killing hundreds of
Annual Ugly, Poor and Fat Men Convention Swarming With Groupies Every year the Society For Ugly, Poor And Fat Men hold a convention. You are maybe wondering why there is
Dinosaurs Went Extinct Because They Were Gay Many paleontologists are coming to the conclusion that dinosaurs went extinct because they were gay. According to MIT scientist Dr. Irwin McCorynouat, “There
Scientists Develop Dog With No Asshole Genetic Engineers Do It Again! Product Will Revolutionize The Pet Industry! Genetic scientists have done it again. Researchers at the Acme Genetics Corporation (Web
The Internet Is A Fucking Waste of Time Is your life better than it was fifteen years ago because we have the Internet now? Think about it. Isn’t it a
Short, Bald, Fat Guy In New Jersey Controls The World Some people go on about how the oil companies control everything. Others believe the CIA, or Goldman Sachs, or Dick
VW Hippie Van With Hippie Skeletons Collides Into International Space Station It is the most bizarre thing ever to occur in the history of humanity’s endeavors into space. Yesterday a
Eating Tomatoes Declared Illegal Due To Trademark Infringement Edwin Tomato says his family has had the name “Tomato” for centuries and all farmers and produce dealers owe him and his
Whipped Cream Factory Explodes, Entire Town Buried Under Whipped Cream Hundreds feared dead It was a typical American town, with tract homes, a shopping mall, fast food chains, a Walmart
MCT Investigative Report: Everyone In The USA, Without Exception, Is Crazy –And that includes you reader!MCT launched a thorough investigation that probed into the media, social and political life. We
New Virus Turns People Into Orthodox Jewish Rabbis A new virus is sweeping the nation and thousands of people have been infected. This virus does not make people sick, but
Tobacco Store Receives 10,000,000th Prince Albert In A Can Crank Call If you run a tobacco store one of the drawbacks is all the idiots who call every day and
Morgan Chase & Goldman Sachs Financiers Helping Out Unemployed By Hiring Them As Human Furniture Wall Street banking firms like Goldman Sachs are reporting record profits, thanks to back door
Special Thanksgiving Turkey Report: New Sport Craze: Live Turkey Parachuting! A new sport is sweeping the nation. Skydivers are jumping out of planes without parachutes. They are attaching themselves to
We are republishing the following because it fits the Halloween season and explains the headless elections coming up: A shocking update to Washington Irving’s “Headless Horseman!“ Headless People Terrorizing Cities
Porno Sites That Cater To Nose Fetishists Raking In Millions Pornography is a giant industry. Forty to fifty percent of all Internet traffic is devoted to pornography and there are
New Sport Craze: Live Cat Soccer A new sport is sweeping the nation and the world: Live cat soccer. The game is played with a live cat instead of a
Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space is now available in paperback as well as an ebook via Amazon. Click the links to check it out…
MCT Gets A Microphone Once Again into An Obama Cabinet Meeting -Democrats To Change Name To Republicans In 2012 MCT has scored another scoop. Once again we got a microphone
A MCT Exclusive: MCT Plants A Microphone Into A White House Cabinet Meeting On What To Do About The Occupy Wall Street Protests Just a few days ago only a
Artista Violetta Fadda Mostra Al Mondo Arte Vera Un Meltingclocktimes.com Profilo Biografico(Click here for the English version.)
–If it doesn’t show as free on Amazon –it’s free here: Russian Nurse, Smashwords version .. So read it for free & please leave a review on Amazon.. The Russian
Word Mix-up Disease Afflicting Millions Have you ever thought, “The birds are blooming, the sky is singing, the flowers are blue and yet something is wrong?” Everything seems right and
Google Attempts To Censor Meltingclocktimes.com Has Google Jumped The Shark? & Is It Turning Into Just Another Giant Bureaucratic Quagmire Bullshit Corporation? If you have been on MCT before you
MCT has no Facebook page. MCT has no Twitter page. MCT has no Myspace page. Fuck Facebook, Fuck Twitter and Fuck Myspace. –And Fuck Google Also As Long As We’re
No Google Ads!?Google Tried To Censor MCT—So We Censored Google Fuck Google! (Read about it here)
The Dark Side Of The Internet: There Is A Growing Underworld Of People Publishing And Exchanging Photos Of Pet Poodles A Meltingclocktimes.com editorialRecently as I was surfing the web I
