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Introducing.....
THE ASSHOLE FREE,
SHIT-LESS DOG!

Man's Best Friend Just Got A Whole Lot Friendlier!

-A newly genetically engineered dog breed that has no ass hole & never goes poop!

-Now you can have companionship! Not companion-shit!

-Acme Genetics has eliminated the dog ass hole to make pet ownership cleaner, sanitary and convenient.

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