A Revolutionary New Product Idea
That Will Change The World! Thanks To Acme Genetics Corporation's Exciting
New Discoveries In Genetic Engineering--
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Introducing..... THE ASSHOLE FREE, SHIT-LESS DOG! |
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Man's Best Friend Just Got A Whole Lot Friendlier!
-A newly genetically engineered dog breed that has no ass hole & never goes poop!
-Now you can have companionship! Not companion-shit!
-Acme Genetics has eliminated the dog ass hole to make pet ownership cleaner, sanitary and convenient.
Look for your new companion in your favorite pet shop!
Caution! To prevent premature
exploding feed sparingly.