Author: Brian Friedkin

Noses
Life Smells Sweet For The Man With The World’s Biggest Nose

Life Smells Sweet For The Man With The World’s Biggest Nose Stephen Montipoopleir of Paris, France has the world’s biggest nose. He works in the specialized field of perfume sampling. When perfume factories get batches of lavender or sarcophagus they need smellers to distinguish the good and bad batches. Motipoopleir’s nose is not only the biggest but it’s

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Life Is Rough For Man Named Ebakaneebervanderspunklemcdooodlefuch Smith

Life Is Rough For Man Named Ebakaneebervanderspunklemcdooodlefuch Smith How would you like to go through life when people you have known for years cannot even pronounce or remember your name? That’s how it is for Ebakaneebervanderspunklemcdooodlefuch Smith. Ebakaneebervanderspunklemcdooodlefuch Smith says his parents gave him his long unique name because the family has such a common last name and

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Noses
New Oddball Crime Wave: Burglars Stealing Noses

New Oddball Crime Wave: Burglars Stealing Noses Thieves across the nation are plaguing law enforcement officials and stealing noses. Many people look upon nose theft as comical, but it is no laughing matter to its many victims. An unfortunately typical senario beset a New York city man who wished to remain nameless. Last Monday a man broke into

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Friends Don’t Let Friends

A MCT Public Service Campaign: Friends Don’t Let Friends…. Unless you’ve been in a cave for the last several years you have probably heard the phrase, “Friends don’t let friends drive drunk.” We at MCT thought if so many people are too stupid to know not to get plastered and race around in a car they are also

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Vampires
Vampire Tree Terrorizing Town

Vampire Tree Terrorizing Town Hoboken, Oregon has had a rough year. First their whipped cream factory exploded and buried the town under many feet of whipped cream killing hundreds of people. (link) Much of the town is still buried but got little attention due to bigger disasters in the gulf and Haiti. Then just last week we reported

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Dinosaurs Went Extinct Because They Were Gay

Dinosaurs Went Extinct Because They Were Gay Many paleontologists are coming to the conclusion that dinosaurs went extinct because they were gay. According to MIT scientist Dr. Irwin McCorynouat, “There is a growing body of paleontological evidence of widespread dinosaur homosexuality. Apparently many dinosaur species lack of interest in the opposite sex led to a reproduction decline that

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