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Recycled Toilet Paper, How Do They Get The Shit Out and Is It Sanitary?

Recycled Toilet Paper—Questions Arise On How Toilet Paper Manufacturers Get The Shit Out

Did the toilet paper co. completely clean out the shit? We would hesitate to look closely or smell it to make sure.
Did the toilet paper co. completely clean out the shit? We would hesitate to look closely or smell it to make sure.
Everywhere you look you see recycled products. Newspapers are made with recycled newspapers. Recycled bags in the grocery store, recycled paper towels. Meltingclocktimes.com salutes the paper industry’s endeavours to save trees by using recycled paper. But we have to draw the line on toilet paper. Just how do you get the shit out? And is it even possible to get the shit completely out? Are toilet paper companies sacrificing our health and sanitation for profits? Recycled toilet paper may look white, but we believe it still must harbour bacteria. We do not want to look closely and we will certainly not smell it to test if all the shit got cleaned out.

Meltingclocktimes.com launched an investigation into this dirty business of recycling toilet paper. MCT CEO and head investigative reporter, Brian Friedkin took a trip to a local sewage treatment plant to discover just how and under what conditions the toilet paper companies gather up the used toilet paper. He reports:

I entered through the sewage plant gates and saw many huge concrete vats of steaming shit. The smell was strong. An employee

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