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Hey Wanna Be Billionaire Space Travelers!

Hey Wanna-Be Billionaire Space Travelers!

Been there! Done it! & Zoingzoing didn’t waste billions [like you already, Mr. Musk, Mr. Bezos!] just to go to a crappy nearby desert planet like Mars. Blast off reading about Zoingzoing’s galactic travels with a spaceship powered with shit! You’ll discover the only thing Zoingzoing has in common with other Sci-fi & the space billionaires is that it’s all based on shit! Click here to get Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space on Amazon!

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MCT is on sabbatical for now… but history repeats itself. So by clicking around and below you’ll find 100+ articles published here over the years that will always be relevant:
Note from MCT CEO Brian Friedkin:
From 2004 to around 2012 I regularly published articles here and then I lost interest– Some things like reader comments and polls are missing, but almost everything from MCT’s history is here. So if this stuff stimulates you click the links to Amazon and read my book, Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space


Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space

MCT Author Brian Friedkin’s Book Is Available Now On Amazon – Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space

Buy the Kindle book at Amazon for 3 measly bucks! Or, Buy the Paperback for Only $6.75!


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If you have such rotten taste to be on the MCT web site you will also be stimulated by Brian Friedkin’s book, Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer SpaceAn outrageous travelogue through the Milky Way Galaxy. Renegade astronaut Zip PT Zoingzoing teamed up with Brian Friedkin to tell his story about traveling from planet to planet and encountering strangely familiar and crazy life forms. Below is one of the shortest chapters for you to sample, “The Planet Of Tiny Lights,” which is also dramatized above [via YouTube] by the Hoboken, Oregon Shakespeare Guild.
So click on this unique audiobook excerpt– if you are stimulated blast off to Amazon to get more info, reviews, read the introduction, other excerpts and get the book, Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space

--Click here to read the short chapter, THE PLANET OF TINY LIGHTS

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MCT Gets A Microphone Once Again into An Obama Cabinet Meeting -Democrats To Change Name To Republicans In 2012

MCT Gets A Microphone Once Again into An Obama Cabinet Meeting

-Democrats To Change Name To Republicans In 2012

MCT has scored another scoop. Once again we got a microphone into an Obama cabinet meeting. In this meeting Obama and cabinet discuss their plans on how to win the up and coming election in 2012. Here is the transcript:

President Obama: Hello cabinet and staff members. I have called this meeting because I want to start formulating and putting into action our plan to get reelected. We have several strategies that we need to implement.

VP Biden: Sorry to interrupt Barry. But I think that we cannot, by law, devote our government business here to campaigning. Don’t we have to do that in our off hours?

President Obama: Of course, Joey, you’re talking about the Hatch Act that prohibits federal employees, except the president and vice president, from engaging in political activities on the job. But I think it’s OK if you and I talk about it and everyone else just listens. But aren’t there other exemptions?

VP Biden: You may have a point. But perhaps we need a legal clarification. Attorney General Holder, you are the chief attorney in the country. What do you think?

President Obama: Oh no. Not again. Who brought in the cardboard cutout this time?

.... Continue Reading the rest of the transcript of this cabinet meeting .....

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