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Restaurant With Disgusting Menu Turning Away Crowds

Restaurant With Disgusting Menu Turning Away Crowds

Menu Items Include Unwashed Pig Anus, Mashed Donkey Brains, Savory Eye Balls, And Bull Penis Sautéed In Fish Guts

The Mashed Donkey Brain is serving disgusting food and doing well even in the current economic climate.
The Mashed Donkey Brain is serving disgusting food and doing well even in the current economic climate.
Restaurants are suffering in the current economic crisis. Some restaurants have tried substituting cheap rotten ingredients for fresh expensive ones in the hope that lower prices will attract dinners. These restaurants are finding that many people love the new rotten food and will even pay more for it. Elephant turd pate, dog vomit soup, cat brain in a creamy sauce of maggot infested rhino piss, maggot cheese with battery acid wine. These are just some of the menu items in a up town Manhattan restaurant that has to turn away people at the door—even in this economic climate. Other entrees include crunchy cockroach bits with dog drool sauce; Cat brain with a tangy elephant semen sauce; Sautéed monkey balls; Iguana gut stew.

According to Gourmet magazine editor Ciecil Boverooder, “Disgusting food is all the rage now. People just got tired of eating food that tasted good. They wanted something different. But not only did these gourmets get something different. These connoisseurs discovered a whole new world of delectable and unique flavors and tastes that go beyond the ordinary.”

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Man Buys House And Discovers Everyone In His Neighborhood Are Zombies

Man Buys House And Discovers Everyone In His Neighborhood Are Zombies

Neighborhoods like these may be entirely populated by zombies.
Neighborhoods like these may be entirely populated by zombies.

–MCT continues an ongoing investigation on zombie infiltration in America

Elford Zeeberzocks got tired of the rat race in Seattle, Washington. So he cashed in on his overpriced house a few years ago and moved to the slower paced Hoboken, Oregon. Zeeberzocks thought Hoboken was much like other places in America, a decrepit downtown, with depressing suburban sprawl and crappy post WW II architecture. But even so, Hoboken seemed nicer than other small American cites. It is near pristine forests and mountains and there is a good ski area just an hour away.

Zeeberzocks used to work in construction and spent months remodeling his new house. He ended up with a great place to live that would have cost a fortune in Seattle. But his paradise started looking grimmer –something was strange in his section of town.

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Hippie Convention Convenes In Hoboken, Oregon

Hippie Convention Convenes In Hoboken, Oregon

Many hippies in Oregon live in buses like this. Others are coming in similar buses to Hoboken, Oregon for the annual hippie convention
Many hippies in Oregon live in buses like this. Others are coming in similar buses to Hoboken, Oregon for the annual hippie convention
Hippiedom is not a throwback from the sixties, but a thriving subculture that the giant annual hippie convention, convening today in Hoboken, Oregon is making evident. Thousands of dread-locked, tie-dyed enthusiasts from hippie enclaves all over the US and abroad are already swarming the Hoboken streets.

Conventioneer Freedombear Dingbouts, hitchhiked from San Fransisco and said, “It’s really exciting to be here in Oregon for this special event. Especially because Oregon has always been an historic hippie mecca.” Then he added, “Do you have any spare change?”

But not everyone is happy that even more hippies than usual will

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Are Porno Movies Going Overboard?

Are Porno Movies Going Overboard?

The label of a typical porn DVD found in a local adult shop.
The label of a typical porn DVD found in a local adult shop.
It used to be that a magazine like Playboy publishing pictures of a woman’s tits would outrage people. Four or five years ago Janet Jackson exposed her breast during the Super Bowl half time show and caused a controversy. But we wonder if anyone would notice if she did it now –just a few years later. The way things are going before you know it transsexual midgets getting golden showers will be standard fare in family Disney films.

Meltingclocktimes.com surveyed porno trends and found these scenes in several recent porno movies:

•A popular new film includes group sex with alligators, giraffes and orangutans. In one recent porno movie Honey Bomberooni gets into a male prison and takes on 50 guys at once. Then she does the entire Barnum and Baily Circus (including the animals).

•In another popular new film porn star Hotcha Kaboom sticks an

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Billionaire Breeding Dwarfs To Save The Environment

The New Green Is Short! Billionaire Breeding Dwarfs To Save The Environment & Make The US Energy Independent

Green Munchkins can save the world.
Green Munchkins can save the world.
His name is Vivold Linquensha. He made billions of dollars in bio-technology. What is he doing with his billions of dollars? He is out to transform the world into something energy efficient, sustainable & pollution free. His plan is based on an old economic model made popular in the 70’s by economist EF Shumaker, “Small Is Beautiful.”

“Not only do we need to get rid of big cars, big houses, big consumption of junk and resources, but we should also make ourselves smaller,” says Linquensha. So Linquensha and his team of biologists are working on a form of a vaccine that will cure people of, “Goofy tallness.” The idea is that young children get this shot and never grow beyond three feet tall. Also Linquensha is working on a medicine that will shrink existing tall people. And they are having a big small success with laboratory animals. Now they are testing the shortness drugs on humans.

Linquensha makes a pitch for his plan, “Just think of ecological benefits of people half the size: You can fit twice as many people into cars, buses and

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