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Bush Blow Out Transvestite Ball In White House

BUSH THROWS WILD BLOW OUT TRANSVESTITE BALL IN WHITE HOUSE

Shocking Pictures! MCT Exclusive! We Were There With A Hidden Camera!

The President, Vice President & cabinet members partook in a beauty contest. The President won after a controversy with the vote counting.
The President, Vice President & cabinet members partook in a beauty contest. The President won after a controversy with the vote counting.
President George W. Bush shocked everyone the last night of his presidency and threw a huge transvestite ball in the White House. Conservative Republicans who credit Bush for his strong moral stance are outraged. Not only Bush, but Vice President Dick Cheney, Treasury Secretary Paulson and Ex-Secretaries Rumsfield, Powel, Gonzales and other high ranking government officials  showed up in lavish feminine attire. It was a perverted going away ball for all the current and ex-cabinet members. Only Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice did not show up because she had nothing to wear. Perhaps they thought as everyone was paying attention to the Obama party no one would pay attention to this outrageous event. But MCT was there with a hidden camera.

The President showed a penchant for red dresses and put

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Transplanting Goat Stomachs Into Poor People May End Hunger

An End To World Hunger? Surgeon Transplants Goat Stomachs Into Poor People So They Can Eat Grass

A prominent surgeon from the Hoboken, Oregon Medical Institute, Dr. Midros Hienzmucker has perfected a revolutionary way of ending world hunger. Dr. Hienzmucker crafted an operation that transplants a goat stomach into a human stomach. The human recipient with the added goat stomach can then eat grass, or even paper–anything that a goat can eat and digest it. Furthermore the enzymes in the goat stomach process the grass carbohydrates into energy giving nutrition.

“This is a development that has the power to transform the world,” says humanitarian Edzel Frustrawhip. “Dr. Hienzmuckers foresight may create a future world without hunger and make possible

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Woman Sits On Gum On City Bus And Gets Stuck To Seat For Three Years

WOMAN SITS ON GUM ON CITY BUS AND GETS STUCK TO SEAT FOR THREE YEARS

The amazing survival story of  Mildred Felkelstien’s three year ordeal on a bus!

Mildred Felkelstien is looking happier now that she's free from the bus.
Mildred Felkelstien is looking happier now that she's free from the bus.

Mildred Felkelstien is a retired school teacher who one day went out for a simple bus ride across town to visit her daughter. The bus ride turned into a three year hell after she accidentally sat on some gum and couldn’t get up from the seat. What follows is Mrs. Felkelstien’s own words in an exclusive interview with Meltingclocktimes.com of how she survived, how she failed to get people to help her, and how she eventually freed herself:

“It all started when I unknowingly sat on some gum that some dirty kid must have spit out. When I tried to get up to get off at my stop I couldn’t get up. Maybe it was some powerful glue that someone put there as a joke–I don’t know– because it held me with a powerful force. Perhaps some construction worker sat there and spilled some heavy duty adhesive. I missed my stop and I was moving around juggling to get up. People just looked at me like I had to pee or something and wouldn’t help me. Finally exhausted I sat back down. When other passengers would sit next to me I would say, ‘Can you help me? I am stuck. Do you have a

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MCT offers Hillary Clinton $29 to pose nude

Meltingclocktimes.com Offers Hillary Clinton $29.95 To Pose Nude

(Originally published in spring 08 before she dropped out of the presidential race. After she dropped out we reduced our offer to $19.95.)

Meltingclocktimes.com will show you the Empress wearing no clothes
Meltingclocktimes.com will show you the Empress wearing no clothes
Meltingclocktimes.com hereby announces that we will pay Hillary Clinton $29.95 to pose nude.

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Zombies

Scientist Discovers That Many People Who Appear To Be Alive Are Actually Dead

Real life brain dead zombies do not look like the Night of the Living Dead movie depiction. To see what they look like just look at people on the streets.
Real life brain dead zombies do not look like the Night of the Living Dead movie depiction. To see what they look like just look at people on the streets.

A Person lies dead in a morgue and his finger nails and hair continue to grow. A chicken with his head cut off runs around. Scientists say electrical energy in nerves make it possible for a headless chicken to run around. But human nerve structure is much more complicated than in a chicken. Could a disease attack a human’s brain, or can an arterial blockage kill the higher functions of the brain and leave reptilian motor functions of the brain intact? Then suppose that electrical nerve impulses move muscles in the brain dead human that mimic higher brain functions? For example, speech or driving a car? These are questions being raised in a landmark study by Dr. Ziegfried Yoddlebucker. Dr. Yoddlebucker tested the brain waves in thousands of people and found that nothing is there in perhaps 50% of the population. Yoddlebucker has discovered, that remarkably, half the people in the United States may actually be dead even though they appear to be alive and functioning. Although Dr. Yoddlebucker’s findings are controversial many scientists conclude that it does explain a lot of behavior among people that does not seem to include thought.

Scientists have discovered that many activities do not require higher brain processes. People with severe brain damage can drive a car, go shopping or even

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