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Chickens Attacking Cell Phone Users

Brian Friedkin15 years ago3 years ago03 mins

Chickens & Other Birds Attacking Cell Phone Users! Bud Clampet is an Indiana farmer. Every once in a while Bud would jump in his pick up and visit Chester McFoulden who lives a half mile down the road. Last fall Bud got out of his truck and walked up to Chester who was sitting on…

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Extraterrestrials Planting Bugs In Chickens

Brian Friedkin16 years ago10 years ago01 mins

Extraterrestrials Planting Bugs In Chickens Are chickens following you and hanging around to hear what you are talking about? You thought it was your imagination. Perhaps you thought again and reasoned, “Chickens following me around to hear what I might say? Absurd!” You are not the only one who has been wondering, “Why is that…

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HEY! WANNA BE SPACE BUCKEROOS! Space Travel --On the cheap -- In Really Out There Space... In, Zip PT Zoing²'s Adventures In Outer Space, You will see...

- Why The Space Billionaires Will All Go Bankrupt Revealed! See How Zoing² Did It The Right Way!

- Why NASA is doing everything wrong --And why they will also go bankrupt!

- Top 10 Most Out There Planets In The Galaxy Revealed!

- Top 10 stupidest planets in the galaxy, and where Earth fits on the list…. Revealed!

- A planet with inhabitants that are even more doped up than on earth [so far]… Revealed!

- A planet with 100% equality… but everyone is a genetically modified transmetrosomething! Revealed!

- Top Criminal Psychiatrists Think This Book Is Deranged. Find Out Why! Click here to get Zip PT Zoingzoing's Adventures In Outer Space on Amazon!

Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space

Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space
Brian Friedkin
Hey, wanna-be billionaire space travelers! Been there! Done it! & Zoing2 didn’t waste billions$ [like you Mr. Bezos] because his spaceship runs on cheap s*&%. Blast off reading about Zoing2’s galactic travels & you’ll discover he only has 1 similarity with Sci-fi & the space billionaires: It’s all based on s*&#!
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Kindle Edition
$5.50

Para Abnormal Space Crap Invasion Mind Readers
Jack Shithead
Space Wars with Mind reading shape-shifting thriller detective laser zapping thriller. Read the page turning antics as a space detective trained assassin wards off an alien invasion as global warming disasters wreck havoc on the Universe! You’ll fall in love with the talking telepathic dolphins!
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Kindle Edition
$25.99

Space Gush Romance With Hunky Hunky Hot Breathing Alien Romantic Hunk For Pathetic Women In Space
Wanda Spacelove
Another one of these hunky bodies with a six pac ab cover! Follow our heroine as she finds love on a planet of hunky space billionaires! Oh!
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Kindle Edition
$29.99