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New Sport Craze: Live Turkey Parachuting!

Brian Friedkin16 years ago1 year ago

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MCT Suggestions For Improving The Winter Olympics

Brian Friedkin15 years ago3 years ago02 mins

MCT Suggestions For Improving The Winter Olympics Even though we are big winter sports enthusiasts here at MCT we did not watch much of the winter Olympics. The MCT mansion in Hoboken, Oregon is just down the road from a fantastic ski area, Willamette Pass. So we are there often engaged in winter sports, not…

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New Sport Craze: Live Turkey Parachuting!

Brian Friedkin16 years ago1 year ago01 mins

A new sport is sweeping the nation. Skydivers are jumping out of planes without parachutes. They are attaching themselves to a string of live turkeys. Apparently the turkeys go nuts and flap their wings and act as a parachute. And with live turkeys going for less than a dollar a pound it costs a lot…

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New Sport Craze: Live Cat Soccer

Brian Friedkin16 years ago1 year ago02 mins

A new sport is sweeping the nation and the world: Live cat soccer. The game is played with a live cat instead of a ball & animal rights activists are outraged! Huge crowds are attending the matches and businessmen in several cities around the world are in intense talks about forming professional teams that could…

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Dwarf Tossing, The Next Big Thing

Brian Friedkin16 years ago10 years ago02 mins

The Next Big Thing That Will Pull The World Out Of The Economic Crisis: Dwarf Tossing! There are cultural phenomenas and inventions that come about that change the world forever. The gun, the printing press, the airplane, rock and roll, electricity and the Internet all impacted the world beyond measure. These phenomenas had huge economic…

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HEY! WANNA BE SPACE BUCKEROOS! Space Travel --On the cheap -- In Really Out There Space... In, Zip PT Zoing²'s Adventures In Outer Space, You will see...

- Why The Space Billionaires Will All Go Bankrupt Revealed! See How Zoing² Did It The Right Way!

- Why NASA is doing everything wrong --And why they will also go bankrupt!

- Top 10 Most Out There Planets In The Galaxy Revealed!

- Top 10 stupidest planets in the galaxy, and where Earth fits on the list…. Revealed!

- A planet with inhabitants that are even more doped up than on earth [so far]… Revealed!

- A planet with 100% equality… but everyone is a genetically modified transmetrosomething! Revealed!

- Top Criminal Psychiatrists Think This Book Is Deranged. Find Out Why! Click here to get Zip PT Zoingzoing's Adventures In Outer Space on Amazon!

Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space

Zip PT Zoingzoing’s Adventures In Outer Space
Brian Friedkin
Hey, wanna-be billionaire space travelers! Been there! Done it! & Zoing2 didn’t waste billions$ [like you Mr. Bezos] because his spaceship runs on cheap s*&%. Blast off reading about Zoing2’s galactic travels & you’ll discover he only has 1 similarity with Sci-fi & the space billionaires: It’s all based on s*&#!
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Para Abnormal Space Crap Invasion Mind Readers
Jack Shithead
Space Wars with Mind reading shape-shifting thriller detective laser zapping thriller. Read the page turning antics as a space detective trained assassin wards off an alien invasion as global warming disasters wreck havoc on the Universe! You’ll fall in love with the talking telepathic dolphins!
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Space Gush Romance With Hunky Hunky Hot Breathing Alien Romantic Hunk For Pathetic Women In Space
Wanda Spacelove
Another one of these hunky bodies with a six pac ab cover! Follow our heroine as she finds love on a planet of hunky space billionaires! Oh!
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$29.99