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New Talking Toilet Offending Users

New Talking Toilet Offending Users Toilets Attempt Toilet Humor & Some Aren’t Laughing The Standard American Toilet Company has come out with a new hi-tech talking toilet that is causing a waterfall of controversy. Apparently wise guys in the factory programed the toilets to blurt out insults like; “Whew! Was that a big one!” or, “Whoa, that’s a

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Six New Conspiracy Theories

MCT Comes Up With Six New Conspiracy Theories MCT will think you are nut if you believe in conspiracy theories about anything. In fact, we are sick of them and if the 9-11 conspiracy wackos continue with this BS as much as the Kennedy conspiracy assassination wackos our heads may explode. However, MCT has unearthed other possible conspiracy

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Economic Stimulus Program At Work, Americans Wait For Bank Bonus Millionaires To Leave Big Tips

Economic Stimulus Program At Work: Shop, Restaurant Owners & The Down & Out Wait For Goldman Sachs, Morgan Chase Millionaire Vacationers To Leave Big Tips Just about a year ago the economy really started collapsing. But Americans, while many have lost their jobs, their homes, have seen their retirement accounts shrink and their businesses slow way down are

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Sarah Palin Killed Michael Jackson

Sarah Palin Killed Michael Jackson Normaly MCT does not cover trendy news items like TV gossip networks and other publications do. We are a serious publication devoted to covering more important topics like zombie infiltration, sexually perverted space aliens, chickens and botched nose jobs. But since we do cover noses we sent a correspondent to investigate the surgeon

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Chickens, More MCT BS
Extraterrestrials Planting Bugs In Chickens

Extraterrestrials Planting Bugs In Chickens Are chickens following you and hanging around to hear what you are talking about? You thought it was your imagination. Perhaps you thought again and reasoned, “Chickens following me around to hear what I might say? Absurd!” You are not the only one who has been wondering, “Why is that chicken following me

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More MCT BS, Sports
Live Cat Soccer

New Sport Craze: Live Cat Soccer A new sport is sweeping the nation and the world: Live cat soccer. The game is played with a live cat instead of a ball and animal rights activists are outraged. Huge crowds are attending the matches and businessmen in several cities around the world are in intense talks about forming professional

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Restaurant With Disgusting Menu Turning Away Crowds

Restaurant With Disgusting Menu Turning Away Crowds Menu Items Include Unwashed Pig Anus, Mashed Donkey Brains, Savory Eye Balls, And Bull Penis Sautéed In Fish Guts Restaurants are suffering in the current economic crisis. Some restaurants have tried substituting cheap rotten ingredients for fresh expensive ones in the hope that lower prices will attract dinners. These restaurants are

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