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fuck everyone

Brian Friedkin14 years ago3 years ago01 mins

MCT has no Facebook page. MCT has no Twitter page. MCT has no Myspace page. Fuck Facebook, Fuck Twitter and Fuck Myspace. –And Fuck Google Also As Long As We’re At it!

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No Goggle Ads?

Brian Friedkin14 years ago11 months ago01 mins

No Google Ads!?Google Tried To Censor MCT—So We Censored Google Fuck Google! (Read about it here)

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No Facebook

Brian Friedkin15 years ago3 years ago01 mins

MCT has no Facebook page.MCT has no Twitter page.MCT has no Myspace page.Fuck Facebook, Fuck Twitter and Fuck Myspace.

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Every day April Fools day

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

Every day is April Fools day at MCT. We are living in a world of fools–so isn’t that appropriate?

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Literacy campaign

Brian Friedkin16 years ago10 years ago01 mins

“The Person who does not read is at the same disadvantage as someone who cannot read.” –Mark Twain MCT is on a literacy campaign. Don’t be an ignorant illiterate who only looks at the pictures and scans the headlines. Read a whole article!

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Fortune five read MCT

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

Many Fortune 500 CEOs read MCTs for a unique perspective — Perhaps that’s why the world’s so fucked up.

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world leaders read MCT

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

World leaders read MCTs For An Unique Perspective — Perhaps that’s why the world’s so fucked up.

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Million if not true

Brian Friedkin16 years ago10 years ago01 mins

MCT will pay $1,000,000 to anyone who can prove any of our articles are not true. To make a claim for your $1,000,000 send us an email. Please include a Shakespeare sonnet in the subject line and then translate Joyce’s, ‘Finnagans Wake’ into Swahili in the letter body. Only original translations will be accepted. Then…

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No links

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

Why no MCT link section? Recall the first years of the Internet. It was content-less bunch of web sites that just linked to other web sites. A nauseating circle of links to links. The links stop here! MCT–Content only!

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MCT no tree waste

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

We have no tree wasting print edition. So you cannot use our publication for toilet paper. MCT–unlike The NY Times–is only for reading!

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MCT Has The News

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

MCT Has The News You Need To Know!

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MCT rejects

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

MCTs has rejected advertising from GM, Coke, The Committee to (re)elect G. Bush, McDonalds, and Ford because we don’t want their crappy products defacing our web site.

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MCT tells it

Brian Friedkin16 years ago10 years ago01 mins

 MCT tells it like it is!  -And if you think it isn’t like we tell it you don’t know what it is.

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Elbert Z Custodian

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

“I credit MCT’s hard hitting journalism for preventing war and fostering understanding among peoples” –Elbert Zinous, Head Custodian of Hoboken, Oregon Elementary School no. 3

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- Why NASA is doing everything wrong --And why they will also go bankrupt!

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- Top 10 stupidest planets in the galaxy, and where Earth fits on the list…. Revealed!

- A planet with inhabitants that are even more doped up than on earth [so far]… Revealed!

- A planet with 100% equality… but everyone is a genetically modified transmetrosomething! Revealed!

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Space Wars with Mind reading shape-shifting thriller detective laser zapping thriller. Read the page-turning antics as a space detective trained assassin wards off an alien invasion as global warming disasters wreak havoc on the Universe! You’ll fall in love with the talking telepathic dolphins!
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Space Gush Romance With Hunky Hunky Hot Breathing Alien Romantic Hunk For Pathetic Women In Space
Wanda Spacelove
Another one of these hunky bodies with a six pac ab cover! Follow our heroine as she finds love on a planet of hunky space billionaires! Oh!
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