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Elbert Z Custodian

Brian Friedkin16 years ago3 years ago01 mins

“I credit MCT’s hard hitting journalism for preventing war and fostering understanding among peoples”
–Elbert Zinous, Head Custodian of Hoboken, Oregon Elementary School no. 3

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