Vampires
When the full moon lurks in the black night sky, and the dank still night beckons with hunger for human blood. Do not think you are safe in your bed in the dark winter sleeping hours. I long to fly in your window and bite you neck, gyrate my fangs into your flesh and sweetly suck your blood!
Google Attempts To Censor Meltingclocktimes
Google Attempts To Censor Meltingclocktimes.com Has Google Jumped The Shark? & Is It Turning Into Just Another Giant Bureaucratic Quagmire Bullshit Corporation? If you have been on MCT before you may have noticed there were Google ads on the left column that are not there anymore. In fact, don’t you think the site looks better…
Vampire Tree Terrorizing Town
Vampire Tree Terrorizing Town Hoboken, Oregon has had a rough year. First their whipped cream factory exploded and buried the town under many feet of whipped cream killing hundreds of people. (link) Much of the town is still buried but got little attention due to bigger disasters in the gulf and Haiti. Then just last…
Vampires Go On Fast To Bolster Blood Supply In Town’s Hospitals
Vampires Go On Fast To Bolster Blood Supply In Town’s Hospitals Vampires are very active in parts of the country. Vampires in Hoboken, Oregon have been so active that local hospitals put out an alert that there is a blood shortage. “We put out the message to the media, the Red Cross, and other organizations…
Gay Population Skyrocketing Due To Vampire Aversion
Gay Population Skyrocketing Due To Vampire Aversion Vampires have been avoiding gays for fear of contacting the AIDS virus for 20 years. Up until the mid 90’s the gay population decreased due to fatalities from the AIDS virus. According to Census Bureau statisticians two factors have changed death demographics for gays. One is anti viral…