Zombies
They are out there. Watch out! People you don’t suspect. You may say hello to someone you know when you pass on the street. They seem alive. But they are the walking dead. There are millions of them right here in the US and in the world. You may be one yourself.
Headless People Terrorizing The Nation
We are republishing the following because it fits the Halloween season and explains the headless elections coming up: A shocking update to Washington Irving’s “Headless Horseman!“ Headless People Terrorizing Cities And Towns Across The Nation! Horsemen do not travel America’s roads today, but the headless are more numerous than ever. Beware! It is deep into…
Zombie Infiltration In America Reaching Epidemic Proportions Due To A New Breed Of Mostly Vegetarian Zombie
–MCT continues its ongoing investigation into zombie infiltration in America Years ago movies, like Night of The Living Dead, showed what may have been actually based on fact: People in towns across America became brain dead and aimlessly wandered around in search of human flesh to eat. The US military entered these towns and eradicated…
Man Buys House And Discovers Everyone In His Neighborhood Are Zombies
Man Buys House And Discovers Everyone In His Neighborhood Are Zombies –MCT continues an ongoing investigation on zombie infiltration in America Elford Zeeberzocks got tired of the rat race in Seattle, Washington. So he cashed in on his overpriced house a few years ago and moved to the slower paced Hoboken, Oregon. Zeeberzocks thought Hoboken…
Zombies
Scientist Discovers That Many People Who Appear To Be Alive Are Actually Dead A Person lies dead in a morgue and his finger nails and hair continue to grow. A chicken with his head cut off runs around. Scientists say electrical energy in nerves make it possible for a headless chicken to run around. But…