Last Woman Who Had A Plastic Pink Flamingo In Yard And Was Not Joking Dies –But Bad Taste Is Still ThrivingThe generation born before WW II had terrible taste. Tuna
Engineer Invents Perpetual Motion Machine With Beer Cans Pollution Free Technology Will Revolutionize The World Engineer Rufus Thornburt might not be a household name yet, but Thornburt and some alternative
Outrageous New Fashion Craze: Displaying Dead Grandparents In The Living Room A new fashion craze is sweeping the nation. Fashion conscious people are displaying their dead grandparents in their living
Scientists Develop Dog With No Asshole Genetic Engineers Do It Again! Product Will Revolutionize The Pet Industry! Genetic scientists have done it again. Researchers at the Acme Genetics Corporation (Web
Mad Scientist Puts Chemical In Water Supply That Will Turn Everyone In The Whole World Into Elvis Impersonators A high ranking FBI official has informed Meltingclocktimes.com that a fugitive mad
Man Follows Shampoo Directions And Dies In Shower After Lathering, Rinsing And Repeating For Weeks No one had heard from Elbert Wingducker for weeks. Finally his sister broke into his
The Internet Is A Fucking Waste of Time Is your life better than it was fifteen years ago because we have the Internet now? Think about it. Isn’t it a
Short, Bald, Fat Guy In New Jersey Controls The World Some people go on about how the oil companies control everything. Others believe the CIA, or Goldman Sachs, or Dick
Man Trying To Break World’s Record By Singing “10,000,000 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall” Shot To Death By Wife “10,000,000 bottles of beer on the wall, 10,000,000 bottles of
VW Hippie Van With Hippie Skeletons Collides Into International Space Station It is the most bizarre thing ever to occur in the history of humanity’s endeavors into space. Yesterday a
Astronaut Gets Sucked Through A Wormhole From Alternative Universe Where Apple Has A Monopoly On Computers But The Health-Care System Runs Well About a year ago we published an article,
Jehovah Witnesses And Mormons In Major Turf Wars Over Door to Door Trafficking Both the Mormon and Jehovah Witness religions are growing and it was inevitable that the two groups
Chickens & Other Birds Attacking Cell Phone Users! Bud Clampet is an Indiana farmer. Every once in a while Bud would jump in his pick up and visit Chester McFoulden
US Medical Insurance Complex Cartel To Join Forces With OPEC A consortium of American doctors, the AMA, all the major health insurance companies, and pharmaceutical conglomerates are all grouping together
MCT Suggestions For Improving The Winter Olympics Even though we are big winter sports enthusiasts here at MCT we did not watch much of the winter Olympics. The MCT mansion
