Man Lets Out Hellacious Fart In Mexican Restaurant, 3 Dead It may have been the strongest human fart in recorded history and the results were tragic. A Hoboken, Oregon man,
Mad Scientist To Take Over Facebook And Turn It Into Buttbook MCT wrote about Dr. Vivold Linquensha more than a year ago. (link) Not only did he make billions in
MCT end of the decade prognostication for the next decade and beyond: Meltingclocktimes.com Predictions For The Future Last updated in 2011 — But still relevant! –MCT prognostication for the next
Life Smells Sweet For The Man With The World’s Biggest Nose Stephen Montipoopleir of Paris, France has the world’s biggest nose. He works in the specialized field of perfume sampling.
College Students: You’d Be Better Off Getting Bums Off The Street To Educate You Rather Than Paying Outrageous Tuition We here at the MCT can’t understand why students aren’t rioting
Life Is Rough For Man Named Ebakaneebervanderspunklemcdooodlefuch Smith How would you like to go through life when people you have known for years cannot even pronounce or remember your name?
New Oddball Crime Wave: Burglars Stealing Noses Thieves across the nation are plaguing law enforcement officials and stealing noses. Many people look upon nose theft as comical, but it is
A MCT Public Service Campaign: Friends Don’t Let Friends…. Unless you’ve been in a cave for the last several years you have probably heard the phrase, “Friends don’t let friends
Startling New Scientific Discovery: Man Did Not Evolve From Apes, Mankind Evolved From A Cat Who Fucked A Sheep –All men have a common ancestor who is the result of
Vampire Tree Terrorizing Town Hoboken, Oregon has had a rough year. First their whipped cream factory exploded and buried the town under many feet of whipped cream killing hundreds of
Vampires Go On Fast To Bolster Blood Supply In Town’s Hospitals Vampires are very active in parts of the country. Vampires in Hoboken, Oregon have been so active that local
Annual Ugly, Poor and Fat Men Convention Swarming With Groupies Every year the Society For Ugly, Poor And Fat Men hold a convention. You are maybe wondering why there is
Dinosaurs Went Extinct Because They Were Gay Many paleontologists are coming to the conclusion that dinosaurs went extinct because they were gay. According to MIT scientist Dr. Irwin McCorynouat, “There
BP Executive Has Personal Crisis Unrelated To Gulf Oil Spill That Has Slowed Down Plugging The Horizon Well A BP Vice President who normally would have been in command in
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